lets kiss some moveing freight trains.

jennamarbles:

The gray banana is a papoose. (Taken with instagram)

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10knotes:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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Have you ever actuly tried to describe tumblr to other people who have no idea what it is?

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My shot was “um, you reblog photos and stuff or things.You have a dashboard where you see all the stuff other have reblogged. Like on mine you would see lots of food,lesbian pron, funny comics, animals and then random shit. Not all are things I’m into but i enjoy the people i follow because they are interesting. so like a blog but yeah..That was a bad explanation”

Its hard to explain…

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babybritainx:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

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